My Humerus:
A funny bone, so to speak!
Leggo My Ego!
Blown mind repair shop
Patches for blown minds
What does a patch for a blown mind look like?
Definitions and Meanings:
Verbosage: Excessive, meaningless, worthless, nonsensical, verbal drabble, verbal ploppage.
BS: Ploppage.
Verbal Ploppage: An invaluable version of BS.
At what point does BS become valuable fertilizer?
People are willing to pay a lot of money for pure composted BS.
If honey attracts more flies than vinegar, then how many more flies could be attracted with BS? Is BS better than honey?
This applies to verbal drabble as well!
BS attracts more listeners than sweet talk.
News
N E W S ………. N ot E ven “W orthless” Stuff.
Real ploppage is ploppage, and is food, and shelter for many little critters, and when it decomposes, it is the source of valuable nutrients used by our plants to make them grow luxuriantly and produce beautiful flowers and delicious fruits and vegetables for our visual, taste, and olfactory sensual pleasure, and medicinal use. It adds real value, beauty, pleasure, comfort, and meaning to our earthly existence.
But what we are hearing over and over again on the different “news” outlets is not even worthless, it is “plastic”, artificial, and not even digestible by any living thing. Worse than that, it cannot be gotten rid of. It multiplies because of its falsely assumed value to society. It does not decompose.
It will last for eons when it is buried under all the other dirt and tons of rubbish put out by the consumers of our present civilization.
When future archaeologists are digging up the artifacts of this ancient culture of ours, what will they find, The PLASTIC. And they will make conclusions and write papers about the nature and mindset of these supposedly “civilized” peoples that disappeared under the mountains of worthless everlasting PLASTIC.
Math of a Different Kind
1+1=2, right?
So 1 rabbit+1 rabbit = 2 rabbits, right?
But what if one rabbit is a male and one is a female that has conceived, then the answer could be many rabbits. 1+1=many.
An incorrect math expression but a correct rabbit expression.
One Day
There was a fly bothering us today so much I slap the heck out of it, I killed it and it made it baby one.
Culinary Dilemma
What goes good with artichokes?
…..The Heimlich Maneuver!!!